10 Different Ways Suarez could benefit the world

Following the 34657th time he played with a bite, Luis Suarez, if used the right way could benefit the society, our country and the world.

1. Put Robert Pattinson out of work.

2. Become the first human to do his own stunts in a blockbuster creature feature.

3. Help India's greatest ever tooth powder and toothpaste make a comeback.

4. Reboot India's greatest ever horror TV show.

 5. Become the brand ambassador for the world's most satisfying chocolate bar.

6. Put an end to noise pollution.

7. Increase footfalls at Subway.

8. Redefine the gaming industry.

9. Go Godzilla on India's most unnecessary piece of real estate.

10. And last but not the least...become the silent guardian, the watchful protector...the Dark Knight.