A little late in the day, but I'm still hungover from the greatest show ever made. Here's a list of things we can all learn from this socially relevant masterpiece.
1. If you hate your job, quit. In STYLE.
Feel free to randomly curse your boss about his eyebrows, for added effect.
2. School teachers deserve more salary.
If you piss them off, they might just blow your ass open. Or poison you. Or shoot you awkwardly.
3. Pay attention to science class in school.
You never know when it might come in handy in making a bomb.
4. Practice modesty. Being pompous just puts your fucking head on a turtle.
Figuratively speaking.
5. Pants are for pussies.
6. When you're angry, throw a pizza over the fucking roof.
7. Always respect your elders.
Even while calling your Uncle ji an asshole.
8. Adding 'bitch' at the end of your sentences make them sound 120% cooler.
9. NEVER register when websites ask you to.
10. Keep your friends close, and your lawyers closer.
11. ALWAYS wear a hat.
It intimidates, confuses and seduces people at the same time.
12. Knock-knock jokes will never be the same again.
13. Your wife might be a bitch. But she's probably the best friend you'll ever have.
14. Never trust an innocent face.
15. When you're down and depressed, inflate yourself.
16. For some people, breakfast is EVERYTHING. Everything is just bullshit.
17. you're gonna miss out on a lot if you spend too much time on useless hobbies
Like collecting rocks..sorry, MINERALS.
18. Enjoy the little things.
19. No half measures, no unfinished business.
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