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Saturday, 15 February 2014

Flappy Bird: The Creator, the Destroyer and Rajnikanth.


Around a week after Flappy Bird spread its wings for the first time(no pun intended) on Google's Play Store, it scaled new and unimaginable heights(no pun intended again) as it became the #1 game in 53 different countries. It wasn't just a game anymore: it was a revolution. At every corner of the digital sphere, at every social gathering or even at my own workplace, people were glued to their smartphone screens, screaming and slapping their foreheads every 10 seconds. I hadn't played it yet, and borrowed a friend's phone to see what the fuss was about.

As I watched that ugly little obnoxious bird dying the same death over and over again, I felt transported into the screen and shortly after which I lost track of time and space. Only after about 10 minutes did I snap out of that trance, thanks to a co-worker's incessant demand to play next. I gave it up, and observed a majority of my colleagues hooked to their phones, oblivious to the work scheduled for the day.  It was astonishing to see how a simple, silly game could have such a cultural impact and became an inevitable part of people's lives for a few days.

The next day, I, like millions around the world came to know that the creator of this addictive phenomenon, Dong Nguyen had decided to take the game down from iOS and Android apps stores. Everything came to a standstill as there was a resonating wave of silent 'WTF's around the planet.

To say that Flappy Bird was a 'success' would be an understatement. It raked in over 50 Million Downloads and 48,000 ratings. In terms of moolah, the creator was set to receive $50 million from a single banner.

If he wanted, Dong could have let things go the way they were going, let his bank savings multiply in millions, and wouldn't have to work another day in his life. Instead, he decided to end the madness that had been taking shape when every single reporter wanted a piece of him. He realized that the game had become 'too addictive', and also had an adverse effect on his 'simple life'. He kissed all that fame, success and money goodbye, with just a single tweet to his followers.



When I was trying to analyze why exactly this happened and why someone would do something like this, I have no clue, but an image of Rajinikanth popped up in my head.


Being one of the most prolific icons in the world and probably the biggest element of India's pop culture, Rajinikanth's beginning was nowhere close to where he is today. Before he became a Superstar, Rajini was nothing more than a flashy bus conductor in Bangalore. During his years of struggle, he slept in dingy lodges and went days without meals. And when he finally did achieve stardom, he couldn't handle it. Working on 3-4 different films in a single day, Rajinikanth slept for less than an hour a day and succumbed to drugs and alcohol to keep him going. For a brief period, Rajinikanth was also called a crackpot, a madman because of the pressure and stress he was under.

And suddenly, one fine day, he decided to turn his life around. He never left cinema, but decided to do only one film at a time and spend more time with his family. He wore simple clothes, simple slippers and kept his private life private. He avoid wearing any kind of make-up or wigs to public functions. After every film he completes, he took off on a pilgrimage to the Himalayas. Alone.

With his tremendous influence on people around the world and especially South India, coupled with the political undertones and parallels in every dialogue in every film he stars in, Rajinikanth could have easily entered politics as a standalone party and no other politician would even stand a chance against him for as long as he's alive. But being the epitome of simplicity, keeping in mind the greater good and his own simple life at stake, Rajinikanth has always refused to enter politics, and still does so. It is this humility and the power to stay rooted that makes this man the Superstar he is.

Agreed, it is difficult to handle fame and success, and one can easily get mindfucked into losing their identity in the limelight. But what's more difficult is the ability to handle the limelight and keep your identity, your principles, your roots and your life intact. The real challenge is to know what and who you were before you become famous. The bigger challenge is to surround yourself with the people who knew you before you were famous, because 90% of the people who you meet after that would be around just to get a piece of you, for strictly materialistic reasons. As much as all of us think that money and fame can get us anything, it's quite the opposite. Our lives become constantly under the scanner, and everything we do is governed by what people think of us. Millions who follow, but not a single soul you can talk to, confide in. And with those millions worshipping you from below, it's pretty fucking lonely at the top.

There are very few people in the world who realize that the grass is indeed not greener on the other side. Dong Nguyen is one of them. He might've created a rage that would make him a millionaire overnight, but he decided to not be lured by the illusion of money and the greed for power, and ended it all. While hustlers around the world are now selling 'Flappy Bird-installed phones' for thousands of dollars, he is now happy to return to his life pre-Flappy Bird, and is probably happy enjoying a bowl of ramen watching a Hanoi sitcom. He did it for the people who he made it for, as well as for himself.

Of course, he confirmed that he will continue to develop games for people to love all the world.

The grass is greener where you water it.


Monday, 10 February 2014

19 Life Lessons we can all learn from Breaking Bad


A little late in the day, but I'm still hungover from the greatest show ever made. Here's a list of things we can all learn from this socially relevant masterpiece.



1. If you hate your job, quit. In STYLE.
Feel free to randomly curse your boss about his eyebrows, for added effect.

 

 2. School teachers deserve more salary. 
If you piss them off, they might just blow your ass open. Or poison you. Or shoot you awkwardly.



3.  Pay attention to science class in school.
You never know when it might come in handy in making a bomb.




4. Practice modesty. Being pompous just puts your fucking head on a turtle.
Figuratively speaking.



5. Pants are for pussies.



6. When you're angry, throw a pizza over the fucking roof.



7. Always respect your elders.
Even while calling your Uncle ji an asshole.



8. Adding 'bitch' at the end of your sentences make them sound 120% cooler.




9. NEVER register when websites ask you to.



10. Keep your friends close, and your lawyers closer.  



11. ALWAYS wear a hat.
It intimidates, confuses and seduces people at the same time.



12.   Knock-knock jokes will never be the same again.



13. Your wife might be a bitch. But she's probably the best friend you'll ever have.




14. Never trust an innocent face.



15. When you're down and depressed, inflate yourself.



16.  For some people, breakfast is EVERYTHING. Everything is just bullshit.



17. you're gonna miss out on a lot if you spend too much time on useless hobbies 
Like collecting rocks..sorry, MINERALS.



18. Enjoy the little things.




19. No half measures, no unfinished business.



Friday, 7 February 2014

Being Rahul Gandhi, the Superhero.


I don't know much about politics. I don't read the newspaper much, neither do I watch the news. I don't know much about amendments, bills, Left, Right, Cabinet, coalition, or how the Government is going to apprehend the violators of Section 377. Hell, I hardly even know how the elections in our country work.

Come to think of it, neither does Rahul Gandhi. As witnessed by the whole nation, the questions thrown by 'serious journalist' Arnab Goswami towards Rahul had no answers, or the same answers, akin to how most of us engineers(did I just call myself one?) answered or rather tried to answer the questions during our Viva examinations, semester after semester.


But the point here is, maybe he doesn't need politics. Maybe it's us who really need him.

I hadn't even watched the interview until it was talked about left, right and center on social media, my only go-to for any kind of news. And once I was 10 seconds into the interview, I was hooked, relying on the next 85 minutes as sole source of entertainment that evening.

And about ten minutes later, I have no idea why, but contradictory to 90% of the viewers' feelings, I started to sympathize for Rahul Gandhi. I cannot call it admiration, I cannot call it being inspired. But sitting through his set pattern of prepared answers in response to Arnab's constant drilling, I felt sad for the man.

15 minutes later. This man was my fucking hero.


Straight from a comic book


From someone who looked like a helpless onlooker for the first few minutes, became the silent guardian, the watchful observer, the underdog. As I watched Rahul pretending to struggle for answers, my mind immediately shifted to another dimension, drawing parallels between him and the countless comic book heroes we've all grown up with, and whose movies we not watch in over-rated 3D.



Think about it. The story of the Gandhi family plays out like a dark and gritty comic book. A lineage consisting of some of the most prolific icons of the nation, the Gandhis have seen it all. Independence, transition to democracy, election victories, supreme power, assassinations, scandals, scams and columns upon columns that contribute to tabloids, to this very day. The story of the Gandhis has even spawned at least half a dozen Bollywood movies, owing to its highly relevant context.

His grandmother, one of the most powerful women in India's history, was brutally assassinated by her own bodyguards, following which his father was forced to be the heir to the throne, that very same day. A few years later, he was assassinated too after a peace mission gone horribly wrong.

The mythology of Superman


When I think of how Rahul came to be Rahul Gandhi, I am immediately reminded of this particular quote in Kill Bill Vol.2, where Bill(David Carradine) explains to Beatrix Kiddo(Uma Thurman) about the mythology behind Superman.

He talks about the superhero mythology, about how there's the superhero, and then his alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, and he puts on the bat costume to become Batman. Spiderman is actually Peter Parker, but puts on the Spidey suit to become Spiderman.



But Superman, was born Superman. He did not ask to be Superman, but was born that way and brought into this world. The Superman outfit that he wears? He was born in it. His alter ego is Clark Kent, and he has to wear the glasses and the business suit to become Clark Kent. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us.


Similarly, Rahul did not choose to be Rahul Gandhi, like he clearly mentions in the interview. He did not choose to be a politician. He did not choose to attain a position of power. Everyone on social media can keep beating him up about his 'women empowerment, youngsters coming in, changing the fundamentals' kind of answers, but everyone conveniently chose to ignore the stark naked truths he confessed about him not being a politician.

The silent observer, the watchful protector

We all talk about bringing about change, but none of us have a clue how. All we talk about is politicians involved in scandals, about them being totally corrupt and how this nation is never going to change. Do you really think Rahul Gandhi is unaware of what goes around him? He knows the answer to every single question Arnab asked him. Every scandal, every riot, every single grey area in the political nexus. He has every single answer, but owing to his position, there are some things he cannot answer. And that's exactly when he talks about the RTI, because he wants the people to find out the answers for themselves. He may not be able to personally answer those questions, but atleast he knows the power of his position and trying to concentrate on the fundamentals and the real issues. The only reason he answered every question the same way wasn't because he didn't have the answers. He was only dodging them, and that's the best someone in his position can do.

Like Rahul, aren't we all part of the same compost heap who get pushed into a life we don't ask for? I, for a fact empathize with Rahul because I never asked to be an engineer. I got pushed into it, and I went through that for 4 long years. I never completely adapted to it, contrary to what others thought. And eventually, I found a loophole, got through it and found something I really wanted to do.

Rahul Gandhi may not be a politician, and was never meant to be. He is not going to win this year's Elections. But like Arnab said, he has his heart in the right place. He knows exactly what's wrong with the country, and some day or the other, he will find a way.

Some day, he will lead the change.




"You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders."
- Jor-El(Russell Crowe), from Man of Steel