Random Drunk Nonsense #1

 Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it! 

- Tyler Durden

I see people pretending to be in love, buying teddy bears and shit for some inexplicable reason. Is that love, now? Hey, who am I to judge, but still. Stop buying fucking teddy bears. Stop making 'friendship day' such a big fucking deal. You know that deep down, you don't have any fucking friends. You're on your own here, and all this is just a way to get by. Friendship bands, status messages, wall posts, tagged photos don't mean a fucking thing. You're still hanging out with the same old bunch of retards, people who don't really give a shit about you but you just feel they do. And you try to make up for it by pretending the same way. Such is life.

I see roads and alleyways and gullies being dug up for no reason. It happens bimonthly, I've noticed. It's all a fucking conspiracy. The government doesn't give a shit about you either, and you're duped into thinking that we're getting new roads. You're wrong. While you adjust with an hourly power cut each day, and standing in the line at 5 am in the fucking morning for two buckets of water, the fat lady in power is sitting in one of the largest secretariats in the world, that fucking monstrosity which represents nothing but all of our cumulative failures. 

I see people drinking a couple of beers and then picking fights with random people on the road. You're not drunk, you're not cool, you don't have a cool life. You just think you have one, and you're wrong in more ways than one.

Whatever happened to the 90s when there was genuine joy? Drinking cheap sodas, watching doordarshan and cartoon network, and buying fake Nike shoes. Noone pretending to be anything else, all us kids just wandering the streets, looking for someone to play cricket with. And now I see fucking 10 year olds irritating their parents into buying them fucking Android phones, and 11th grade kids getting drunk to prove they're cool in front of their retarded friends. What the fuck are you trying to do, kids? Get a fucking life. Get out, stop talking to your imaginary friend. Even he doesn't give a shit about you. Your parents don't care either, they just need you to shut the fuck up for a few fucking minutes. Have some mercy on them, they're trying to bring you up. And they haven't fucked in months. Stop bothering them , will ya?

I hate seeing people getting what they don't deserve. They don't know who the fucking President is, and they roam around in fucking BMWs. What is the use of getting straight A's then (not that I get straight A's, but you get the drift) ?

Parents, stop trying to give your kids shit they don't deserve. This country is growing even more retarded than it already is because of all the people getting stuff they don't deserve.

Coming to love, do most of you even know what the fuck love is? NO SIR, you fucking don't have a fucking clue. You look at a girl and 'DECIDE' that you're in love with her. You think buying her a teddy bear, taking her to a supposedly good restaurant proves that you're in love with her. You think that if you pursue some fucking random chick for a week, or if she responds to your pathetic message on facebook, that you're in love. It doesn't work that way, you pathetic souls. Doesn't matter how many days/months you stand below her window or follow her or anything, it isn't love. You're either in love with her breasts or you have nothing better to do. It's mostly the latter. 

And I see double.